tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

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emelizh:

lovely—delight:

Some poetry for the soul before bed… 😔

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MOTHERFUCKING THANK YOU

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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aussandy:

AHHHH EVERY BODY LOOK AT IT’S TINY TONGUE

Omfg

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